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#CentralPark Cindy Confrontation Goes Viral, as White Woman Calls Cops on Black Man Over Dog Leash nbcnewyork.com/news/local/cen…
1. #AmyCooper since you are on #administrativeleave from your job #FranklinTempleton I have some fil.s that you might screen at home. 2 by @ava #The13th is on @YouTube for free. #WhenTheySeeUs is in @netflix pperhaps you have account with them.
2. Dear #AmyCooper,
hello it's me again. Ever hear of #PhilandoCastile? There's a shirt film on him. His fiancee made it. It's free too, since you're recently/currently unemployed.
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#MiniTutoTwitter Vous aussi vous en avez marre de créer des dizaines de dossiers "à la main" pour y placer des documents pour vos étudiants par exemple ? Petite astuce pour les profs sous MacOS (mais il doit y avoir des procédures similaires pour les autres système) 👇 1/4
a) Créez un fichier .txt avec, dans chaque ligne un nom d'étudiant (ne pas laisser d'espace pour les noms composés ; supprimer les accents)

b) Placez ce fichier là où vous souhaitez créer les dossiers aux noms de vos étudiants

c) Ouvrez votre terminal 👇2/4
d) placez-vous dans le bon dossier avec la commande suivante < cd chemin/dacces/audossier/surlordinateur >

e) tapez cette instruction < cat nomdevotrefichier.txt | xargs mkdir >

f) #enjoy 👇 3/4
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Vamos a un pequeño #hilo partiendo de este twit: (busque el tik tok y no esta disponible)
En este video la sra/srta nos canta a los opositores, los q estamos del otro lado de la #grieta con el apodo de #gorilas.
🎵🎶Gorila chau 🎶🎵chau chau🎵🎶
También en una segunda entrega, repite q ella es #peronista.
Bueno, vamos a intentar q entienda (misión imposible) q lo q cantó es un oxímoron.....
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MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE ON BED

1. Dont be SILENT on bed
Don't be a mute wife on bed...
Freely express yourself. You will achieve this when you are not shy. Dont just lay on the bed like a dead wood, it makes him think he is not digging deep. Talk dirty etc
2. Introduce new styles, learn new styles, surprise him, Google it, stop
laying on bed as if you are in the mortuary, sometimes go on top of
him, ride him like never before, lick everywhere.
3. NO ATTEMPT TO INITIATE SEX
Why is it that most woman always ask hubby for money but finds it difficult to ask for this sweet thing called SEX.
Tell your man that u wanna ride him tonight or you need to be screwed.
Have a coded slang, use your eyes and contact him.
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Je continue d'explorer, en découvreuse naïve (mais pas stupide) ce qui pilote les écoles Steiner-Waldorf, cad l'#anthroposophie qui inspire aussi d'autres domaines que l'éducation : agriculture (biodynamie), banque (NEF...), médecine (Weleda)...
Sur ce site on peut trouver des écrits de #Steiner qui sont dans le domaine public et donc prendre connaissance directement à la source de ce qu'il a écrit :
jf.bizzart.biz/Doc_anthro.html
Je viens de terminer la lecture de "L'Éducation de l'Enfant au point de vue de la science spirituelle" de Rudolf Steiner, publié en français en 1922.
Ça se lit assez vite, il n'y a que 28 pages, c'est ici :
jf.bizzart.biz/pdf/Education_…
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How me and my bestfriend fucked at my grandmother cookout 💦😋👅 #threads #thread #threadstorytimes #freaky #freakthreads #viral #explorepage #read #enjoy #threadstories #threadtrends #explore #threading
Ok so this was summer time around early June a couple months faster me and my bestfriend fucked so after we fucked we didn’t fuck no more but we were still so close. If you haven’t ready the past story you won’t get it so go read it but anyways my bestfriend name is going to be—
Jay, so anyways I invite jay to my grandmother cookout because it was just something we always did. The night before I ended up staying at his house and sadly nothing happend. So when I got up that morning I took a shower, brushed my teeth, did my face routine and make up then—
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nietzsche would have absolutely crushed it on twitter until he got ratio’ed one too many times, had a 72 hour meltdown and started a fascist youtube channel from a basement
kierkegaard? sad, beardy reply guy.
socrates: permabanned for asking politicians too many questions
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Before the #SOTU take a moment to read this ontological examination of Trump. This essay accurately nails his desire to be a wrestler you pay money to watch get beat up. Warning: they may issue folding chairs and small razor blades to the audience. openhumanitiespress.org/feedback/theor…
If you just don't have the time to get all scientific, there is also this handy bingo card. #Enjoy
My idea for the #SOTU was to randomly selecting @realDonaldTrump tweets and have them read by the cigarette girls.
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#OSHO

The #human #order is #chaos within, a #cosmos just on the periphery, skin deep at the most
There are two types of #order in the #world: one man-made, another divine.

Man-made order is just make-believe. It is not really an order, it only hides disorder. Deep down the #anarchy continues. On the surface, you are befooled, as if there is an order.
Just the opposite is the case with the #divine order.

On the surface there is #chaos, and deep down in the depths, there is #order. On the surface, there are great waves, and the ocean is silent deep within. The center has a #cosmos in it, and the periphery has chaos on it.
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It's been a little over a month since I got back from #LivingLaVidaLagos and even though I am still missing it like crazy (someone yell "like CRAZY!"), I feel ready to share some of my experiences; the good, the bad & the neutral.

Lagos, THANK YOU for a truly wonderful time ❤.
One of the best things that I did? I went to the opera 💃! Y'all, did you know there's opera in Lagos? And I don't mean 'good enough for Lagos' opera. I mean, proper, 'beautiful, well-trained instruments', opera! I watched #DonGiovanni at the #MusonCenter.
I also loooved Fela's Shrine. I actually went twice; on the day I arrived & again for #Felabration2018. You guys, it was so much fun! I ended up abandoning my people and going up front to dance with the King!
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Now this is #TooGoodNotTOShare
#Paraprosdokians

I am sure most know of it but few use it👌

#Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected & is frequently humorous..
I liked paraprosdokians the very first time I heard of them.

#NiceWeekendReading ..

#Enjoy ..

1 Where there's a will, I want to be in it

2 The last thing I want to do is hurt you, BUT it's still on my list
3 Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak

4 If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

5 We never really grow up.
WE only learn how to act in public.

6 War does not determine who is right ... only who is left
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