Thought experiment: You are a captain picking an SNL cast. You get first pick. It’s the afterlife 1000 years in the future, so everyone’s available. Who do you choose first?
There’s a right answer.
There’s a right answer.
This is the right answer.
This is the acceptable alternative answer.
I love my followers right now for the fact that Phil Hartman and Gilda Radner were running away with this even before I put my finger on the scales.
One other thing to consider about Phil Hartman: his name spoonerized is "Hill Fartman" and that is, like all other things related to Phil Hartman, an all-time great.
