That's not a euphemism, they literally wore giant fukkorf rosary beads as belts.
Wow, this shiz got deep.
All the postulants are doing it wrongly.
BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN STUDYING CATHOLIC LAWS.
There goes Sr Catherine, thinking again.
I wanted to share the DVD intro because it gives me warm fuzzies of the TV being wheeled into my primary school classroom. That was a VHS, though. 😂
We start with Mother Ambrose having a lovely swim before she goes to put her nun suit on.
This ep is historically interesting because it's about the transition from penguin nuns to nuns in normal dresses, by the way.
If that's why Catholic boarding schools are so expensive now, I saw we dust off some nuns.
Sr Catherine with her thinking, again.
ZOMG! It must be so much nicer in summer than a traditional nun suit.
Meanwhile, novices in the new dress with the little white veil look rockin'.
Does this mean the school fees will go back down? Probably not.
Mother Ambrose has handled it by allowing Sr Philomena to move out to the sisters' farm and take care of the animals. Philomena loves this.
"If a boy ejaculated in the swimming pool, could I get pregnant?" - honestly, that one might be a genuine question.
It was Rosemary, but I thought it might have been Armpits.
Honestly, I'm sure we can agree that's for the best.
Sr Paul has made her swim anyway.
But I digress.
Simon from Play School has told him he can shove his church and his whole religion.
Rosemary is keeping Michael, mostly because she doesn't want him to end up adopted by "good Catholics".
Bridgette's dad is very blase because apparently this happens to Bridgette's mum often.
This episode is much more difficult to make jokes about as there is nobody from Play School or Hollywood in it.
Sr Catherine agrees slightly but thinks more things should be left up to individuals.
Sr Catherine has been asked if withdrawal is approved of by the church. It is not. IT IS ALL OR NOTHING!
Sr Catherine has encouraged her to start taking them.
The priest is not impressed with her not being sorry, because he can't actually do anything with that.
Bridgette is actually surprisingly easy to convince. Sr Catherine smiles as she sees Bridgette and Frances run off together.
As we know, Bridgette has nicked off with her gloriously delinquent friends and is not there.
Sr Catherine is going up.
I don't really understand why Diane can't stay on as a lay teacher, but whatever.