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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich
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I have received many requests to release the full smash bros socioeconomic tier list (of course there is one) but I'm afraid to because *sweating profusely* I don't know where bayonetta goes
I need a sensitivity reader to tell me bayonetta's Deal
okay, here is Marth's official tier list. I will not be taking questions or criticisms at this time
some important clarifications:
1. no, Rosalina isn't royalty
2. no, Rosalina is also not a god
3. Rosalina is just some clown who had a spaceship
there are a couple characters whomst you could argue belong in divinity tier but Uh, Spoilers, So
Marth does not recognize the sovereignty of King K. Rool or King Dedede
Isabelle has ascended from animal tier because she has a steady white-collar job, unlike sonic the hedgehog, who has a lifestyle incompatible with society and does not wear pants
donkey kong wears a tie but I don't think he has a job
do I know why people keep telling me yoshi is under audit by the IRS for tax fraud? no. do I believe it? yes, immediately and without question.
Robin has a Bad Dad and by the transitive property is also bad
Zero Suit Samus is not on this list because she is the same person as One Suit Samus. Doctor Mario is on this list because he is a different person than Mario, with all of his medical knowledge given separate physical form. This Is Canon
PAC MAN HAS A JOB
Mii Fighters Are Not Canon
this is the only legitimate counterpoint anyone has made and I apologize profusely.

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