Thread by @LadyBirdBrainSF

So, I thought I’d microdose this morning, get some errands done, you know. End of the year type stuff. Nope. I’m going NO WHERE. Physically anyways. Downside to organic = unpredictability.

#psychedelics #magicmushrooms #microdosing #depression

Man, inter-planetary travel IS possible. Every time I stand up and my blood pressure drops, I’m off to a whole new world.

Right now, I’m on an ice world.

I have to get up and clean the cat crapper pretty soon. It’ll be an adventure as to where I’ll actually end up! 🤪

Whoa,

So THAT’s what it feels like in a kangaroo’s pouch...

Whoops. I rolled over. Back to the ice planet

And I’m also having visual disturbances but only in my peripheral

And now it feels like I’m wearing shoes that are 99% perfect. Except that my right pinkie toe feels like it’s a little squished

Oooo... you know how a nice garment will slide off you and puddle at your feet? That’s my brain right now...

I’m being massaged by 1000 hamsters

They suck at this

Certain sounds, they feel like I’m caught up in the breakers at a beach. Tossed around in the salt and foam

Holy Fuck, I’m going to find some good chocolate

I’m might as well turn this into a stream of consciousness thing

makin lemonade

Do fish, better yet do octopus actually noticed the texture of water? How it feels against or moving along their skin?

Oh god I’m so fucking out there

That fucking stem was an inch and a half long and Half the width of a pencil

DAAYUUUUMMMM...

This chocolate is probably the best sex that I’ve had in years!!!

Sorry (you know who) but I gotta call em like I see em

My electrolytes they are making my tongue melt

In a good way

Yep

“Om” can make your entire body vibrate

Down to a cellular level

Man if I were taking this trip in ANY other fashion I would have broken my fucking neck with the amount and rate of all the changes in direction

My upstairs neighbors are moving around

Is this what it’s like for ground dwelling insects?

Peeing feels like glitter looks

And now I feel like my eyes have grown fur

Oh man, has anyone ever licked a 9 volt battery?

That’s how I feel right now

Better yet being completely sober (from outside chemicals) and having that sensation because of WHO your with

This is how I feel at the moment

Oh, you know that sensation when you’re JUST about to climax and you’re in a suspended state of anticipation...

This is Zeus’s punishment when he split humans in two

All because he’s a petty immature little fucker who didn’t know how to handle his own fucking bolt

And now I’m a nice warm little egg custard tart you can get a good Chinese bakery

And I’m choosing to have my tinnitus be a cacophony of creatures on a warm summer night around a soft and marsh pond...

And I’m off to pee again

Poll!

Glitter again?

Yes or no!

Sigh

Just the standard go

Well it was a ride while it lasted

I think a quick nap and then on to doing the whole “adulting” shtick

There’s a 4 cheese roasted butternut squash Mac n cheese that ain’t gonna make itself