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I am the least fashionable person you know but who else is bothered by the fact than when Julia Roberts gives the “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her” speech she’s wearing FUCKING FLIP-FLOPS.
And don’t even get me started about the Birkenstocks in the final ‘now we have an apartment on the Gramercy Park of London’ scene
And please, no SoCal idiocy about the normalization of flip-flops. In a (awesomely) gritty walking/tube city. Flip flops are for the beach or taking your Escalade to Starbucks.
Worse than flip flops are shower shoes. THE NAME SAYS DELINEATES THE PURPOSE!

And with socks? GTFO.

You don’t need the Fab Five to tell you this is/should be a sex Heisman.
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