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“These challenging dessert recipes will earn you pro chef status! Click here!!”
*click*
“First, take a box of chocolate cake mix…”

:I
(I’ve got no problem with pre-made cake mix, but c’mon, now.)
And on the other end of the spectrum, I’m now watching a recipe video or one of the ingredients is just “white chocolate mousse.“

You wanna… Do you wanna maybe tell me how to fucking MAKE THAT, bud?
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Louisiana makes no sense. Despite being a busy commercial and industrial hub packed to the brim with extensively-exploited natural resources, it's one of the poorest states in America, with the lowest quality of life indicators.

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Oh god they're honestly all so interchangeable. But some common threads?

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More #Fallout4, and the construction of The Sanctuary Museum of Pre-War America.

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