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Imagine taking a girl out for a first date

Everything’s going well

Game’s on point

She’s into it

Then the check comes and you ask her

“Mind splitting it with me?”


She looks up confused

“Oh, uhm, sure”

All attraction gone immediately

No pussy for you broke boi
I pay for my girl 99% of the time

The fact majority of people think I do this because I need to spend money on her for her to stay with me is absurd

I am a liquid self made hundred thousandaire (😂)

She’s a broke college kid

I would feel like a fucking DICKHEAD if she paid
She paid for me once actually

I forgot my wallet when we went out to eat

But I didn’t ask her to “split the bill” like a cuck

I said you’re paying

And she did

And that was that
Guys get so up in arms about this topic and I swear the only reason is bc they’re broke

Paying for shit is what you do as a man

Imagine not being able to do that

I’d be pissed too
If you’re that broke just forget your wallet on purpose and try to be funny or something to make up for it 😂

Never ask a girl to split the bill
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