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Imagine taking a girl out for a first date
Everything’s going well
Game’s on point
She’s into it
Then the check comes and you ask her
“Mind splitting it with me?”
...
She looks up confused
“Oh, uhm, sure”
All attraction gone immediately
No pussy for you broke boi
Everything’s going well
Game’s on point
She’s into it
Then the check comes and you ask her
“Mind splitting it with me?”
...
She looks up confused
“Oh, uhm, sure”
All attraction gone immediately
No pussy for you broke boi
I pay for my girl 99% of the time
The fact majority of people think I do this because I need to spend money on her for her to stay with me is absurd
I am a liquid self made hundred thousandaire (😂)
She’s a broke college kid
I would feel like a fucking DICKHEAD if she paid
The fact majority of people think I do this because I need to spend money on her for her to stay with me is absurd
I am a liquid self made hundred thousandaire (😂)
She’s a broke college kid
I would feel like a fucking DICKHEAD if she paid
She paid for me once actually
I forgot my wallet when we went out to eat
But I didn’t ask her to “split the bill” like a cuck
I said you’re paying
And she did
And that was that
I forgot my wallet when we went out to eat
But I didn’t ask her to “split the bill” like a cuck
I said you’re paying
And she did
And that was that
Guys get so up in arms about this topic and I swear the only reason is bc they’re broke
Paying for shit is what you do as a man
Imagine not being able to do that
I’d be pissed too
Paying for shit is what you do as a man
Imagine not being able to do that
I’d be pissed too
If you’re that broke just forget your wallet on purpose and try to be funny or something to make up for it 😂
Never ask a girl to split the bill
Never ask a girl to split the bill
