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Time for another pulp countdown, and today it's my top 10 radio inventions!

At no 10: the radio police helmet! It has a hundred feet of wire - I'm assuming it's all copper...
At no 9: radio darts! How did this never catch on...
At no 8: radio newspapers! Now you can read word for word what you've just listened to, in case you didn't believe it the first time...
At no 7: radio farms! Who needs the pesky Arctic Circle when you can use long wave to grow peas there instead...
At no 6: radio robots! Walks, talks and yodels so you don't have to...
At no 5: the radio watch! Lightweight, fashionable and, er, boxlike. Keep within fifty feet of the base station though...
At no 4: the radio car! Looks like a motorised penis, drives like a dream*!

(*of a motorised penis)
At no 3: the radio hat! Thermionic valves on a pith helmet: perfect for the Tubeway Army...
At no 2: the radio cop! It literally pisses tear gas - take that gilets jaunes!
And at no 1: the radio office! In the future everything that can be radio powered is radio powered - thank goodness there's an infinite amount of space on the electromagnetic spectrum for all this!

More top 10s another time...
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