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Son of David
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Yoruba singers have been wild since time immemorial. There's a gift for you if you can interpret the embedded connotation of this song. 😀
There was mass failure of WAEC and JAMB in Lagos and Ogun in the year this song was released. All the young ladies who passed that year are from Ekiti. Go and argue with Wasiu.
This was when we asked you to face your studies and you didn't listen @SelloCoker
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I BATH MY AUNT'S HUSBAND!
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