Thread by @JeSuisNaija

BUHARI SELLS LIKE GARRI
From where we are today, God forbid, if you put Buhari's corpse as a candidate in the 2019 election, he'd win by a landslide. Patriots, don't get drawn into the cocoons of illusion created on social media by "disgruntled-for-nothing" advocates of @Atiku.

In d innermost towns, Buhari needs no advert like Garri. People here analyse price of Garri as Consumer Price Index, but dont eat it. Peasants rooting for PMB, who eat Garri dont follow Inflation Y-O-Y. They follow who provided means to getting Garri & shapes of kongo or mudun 😀

I support logistics for south-south 'rural field force' for campaigns. I'm marvelled at d results. The demographics of voters is a pyramid, with rural dwellers at d bottom. As a strategy, we were advised to bother less about top of d pyramid. They've grown potbelly with fakenews.

We created groups called 'Quadrants of Direct Beneficiaries,' coordinated through families that have benefited from pension payments, school feeding & N-power. Some of d people u saw at Delta APC rally were exhumed from bowels of towns where PVCs are wrapped in Cocoyam leaves.

Okowa issued directives to all LGs to impede transportation, to stop Deltans from APC rally. Yours truly, people rode on bicycles from Eku to Warri, to support PMB. We dash @atiku twitter people. Those who registered at Jabi that'll complain its stressful going to Utako to vote.

Friends, a vast majority, whose means of livelihoods @atiku abridged for his rich friends aren't dead. They only relocated to the villages and they are waiting for him. The little changes they have experienced under PMB means a lot to them. Don't bother arguing with anybody here.

Influencers buffeting you with overbloated simplistic of govt performance, whose worry is cost of data, use private clinics they can barely afford. The rural dwellers are appreciative of PMB's little effort, amidst many challenges, to provide cheaper farm inputs & free health.

The people know who opened up 800 lots of FADAMA farm roads twitter dont know about. Unlike Tompolo's NIMASA, they know Buhari's NIMASA supplies ~180,000 metric tonnes of potable water to saltwater communities, where people travel to Warri to buy water wth 50liters keg in d past.

Toddlers on d "corruption-is-good" bandwagon arent aware their parents purposely hid scars of PDP locust years so as not to demoralize them. Edo people are in arms with BEDC. They can see Azura that PMB completed generating 461MW, but BEDC Jonathan sold is distributing darkness.

Atikulate hocus pocus about PMB dying from Cape town to Cairo, the grassroot masses know @atiku is indicted a bloody thief. Its the voting thumb of millions, whose children got reprieve from hunger at learning that will convict him. Not a CJN who forgot to declare hidden monies.

They're obsessed wth media glitz, we are possessed by data. Bulk of uncollected PVCs fall within metropolitan areas. Survey showed 'being busy' are attributable reasons. Majority of idlers who now fancy pocket square, hailing looters "hosanna in d highest," fall in this category.

APC has continued to do raw campaign work, while PDP hired goons have continued to validate a collective amnesia on social media with more fakenews. They love entertainment - "He's Jubril." "See his nose." *Tongue out* Buhari wont debate wth a thief. Come #FeBuhari, ema ke ku ni.