Thread by @Staedtler

These are the things that in the next six weeks one of them is going to happen

Leave with an agreement

Leave without an agreement

Don't leave at all

And again, because I know you love it, we can go through the logical consequences of each one.

1. We leave with an agreement.
Well, Europe won't budge on the Irish border, so we'll leave only to get stuck in customs forever like Tom Hanks

2. We leave without an agreement. But as soon as that happens the Good Friday Agreement blows up in everyone's face, because it turns out we have to leave Northern Ireland behind because they're bound to a separate treaty.

3. Don't leave at all. Theresa May resigns, and in the space she leaves behind the Tories can start talking like grown ups, about the fact that if we want to leave Europe we will have to split the country apart to do it.

At some point the country is going to confront this problem.
You can leave the European Union, but you'll have to break up the country to do it.

Or you can admit you made a mistake.