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I gotta be at the convention center at 8am for sound check for a speech I'm not giving until 3pm.

Make it make sense.
Imma be late and not even on purpose.
And the joke’s on the sound check person. At this hour of the morning, I’m serving Eartha Kitt realness with a dash of Pee Wee Herman. All of my levels are going to be off for mid afternoon. 🤷🏾‍♀️
I am quickly approaching the end of that window of being able to go back to sleep if I can make it back to my hotel.

I am not happy about this expiration.
Going back to bed, Universe willing.
Forgot about a 10am interview I scheduled. Me in bed on FaceTime. Yes, with bonnet. IDC IDC IDC
I’m up.
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