Thread by @fridgeintern

This was amazing I didn't have time to tweet about it earlier. Boss calls me into they Oval and tells me I have 10 minutes to get ready, in going with the advanced team to Vietnam!

Because my dad used to watch so much Glenn Beck I already had a go-bag prepped. I just had to take out the ammo and silver coins.

Damn typos. Moving on.

I had to coordinate with the quartemaster at Andrews to make sure enough Diet Coke was loaded on AF1 to last at least a week for Boss and KJU and the ancillaries.

Good thing because I just found out even the Diet Coke here tastes like Sriracha!

Vietnam is a very interesting place but everybody here is really nice. I'd like to thank Mr. Nguyen, Mr. Nguyen, Mr. Nguyen, and Mr. Trinh for showing me around.

And I can't forget Mr. Ho, Mr. Ha, Mr. Ta, and Mr Tran!

KJU loves basketball. That's why him and Dennis Rodman get along so well. I went to a Goodwill and found some vintage 90's "And1" t-shirts and mixtapes to give as a gift. Diplomacy in action.

One of the crazy rumors I heard from a Nork intern was that KJU unironicly loves Team America: World Police and wants to be in a sequel.

I haven't seen Donghae since he told me that and I'm kinda worried about him.