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In honor of "Tropical Trump", the Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's visit to the WH, Boss had the kitchen staff prepare a churrascaria style meal.
Beef ✓
Lamb ✓
Pork ✓
Chicken ✓
Bacon wrapped scallops ✓
Beef ✓
Freaking more beef ✓
That kick-ass Brazilian limeaid ✓
Lamb ✓
Pork ✓
Chicken ✓
Bacon wrapped scallops ✓
Beef ✓
Freaking more beef ✓
That kick-ass Brazilian limeaid ✓
It soon because a friendly competition between leaders on who could eat the most.
Remember, Boss had his own line of steaks and whatever the fake news reported that Boss likes his steaks well done with ketchup is ridiculously. All levels of doneness were represented.
Remember, Boss had his own line of steaks and whatever the fake news reported that Boss likes his steaks well done with ketchup is ridiculously. All levels of doneness were represented.
But I digress. It soon because a friendly competition on who could eat the most. Boss pulled out of his pocket his own "card" that had green on both sides. Non-stop filet mignon incoming.
Bolso was trying to empty the sea of bacon wrapped scallops.
Bolso was trying to empty the sea of bacon wrapped scallops.
Just when I thought Boss was done, he took a deep breath, let out a huge beeeelch, the yelled "Switch!"
Boss said now they had to eat as much as they could of a different meat in 2 minutes.
Boss chose lamb and Boldo picked sirloin beef.
Boss said now they had to eat as much as they could of a different meat in 2 minutes.
Boss chose lamb and Boldo picked sirloin beef.
"Switch!"
"Switch!"
I was afraid I watching a remake of the Mr Creosote scene from The Meaning of Life.
Boss was working on the bacon wrapped bacon when Bolso very obviously slowed down.
"Switch!"
I was afraid I watching a remake of the Mr Creosote scene from The Meaning of Life.
Boss was working on the bacon wrapped bacon when Bolso very obviously slowed down.
"Are you ok, Jair? You're not quitting on me are you? We have enough quitters already in NATO."
Bolso took a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his brow. "I am overcome with the meat-sweats, Mr. President. You win."
Bolso took a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his brow. "I am overcome with the meat-sweats, Mr. President. You win."
"Ha! Excellent showing, Jair. I have yet to meat, get it, meet my equal but you by far did the best. We are going to do great things together you and me. This is the dawn of a new age of American-Brazilian relations. You are an excellent representative of your nation!"
The two retired to the WH theater to relax and digest one of the finest meals ever for a State visit. I overhead Boss say "Jair, add me as a friend on PSN and Xbox live. Check it out. Did you know you can now play as Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid V?" Let's check it out."
