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dO yOu hAVe aNy sKIn tO sPARe?
I know the last few Hellraiser movies didn't do too well, but this is not the reboot I was expecting
Burton's Dumbo here scrying your future in chicken entrails.
Looking forward to the Deep Lore scene where they explain Dumbo can fly because he is possessed by ancient magiks that eat cherished memories, making the circus a perfect home for them to bide their time until the dark lord returns.
Dumbo here wants to know if thou wouldst like to live deliciously.
You can ask Dumbo any three questions, the only cost is a parent, a child, and a lover.
"So fragile, so temporary"
-the sound this statue makes when your back is turned
-the sound this statue makes when your back is turned
Dumbo is what visits your enemies after you burn a small wicker effigy containing a lock of their hair.
When Satan came to collect Rudyard Kipling he looked like this.
The artist who sculpted Dumbo doesn't remember making it.
Alright, I think I'm done dragging the terrifying Dumbo statue.
