You know what's funny?

I bet like 90% of the affluent parents indicted in #CollegeGate are liberals.

For example, Felicity Huffman is a very regular Democratic donor.
You know these people.

They drive Priuses.

With the single Obama sticker on the back.

Maybe with a Coexist bumper sticker, as well.

They donate nothing to charity and they bribe college coaches to get their kids into the right college.
I grew up around these people.

I was born and raised in Cupertino, CA - in the heart of Silicon Valley. My parents were the only Republicans in the community.

When I was 10, there was a proposal to build some condos with affordable housing near the highway.
Some neighbors came by the house, with a petition to stop the project.

They said that the housing would be too vulnerable to pollution, that it wouldn't be safe for the residents. Patent bullshit.

My dad took their flyer, and kindly told them to have a nice evening.
Then he said something that has stuck in my brain ever since.

"These fucking NIMBYs call themselves liberals!"

Perfectly willing to virtue signal all day long about how they vote for the right person.

But if their housing values are threatened? They become total reactionaries.
Same thing here.

I'm sure these people talk in their circles about how horrible Trump is.

How terrible it is that those "white working class rubes" vote against their interests.

Meanwhile they bribe college coaches to get their precious Johnny into the right school.
So if you're wondering why I'm right-wing - I grew up around elite left-wingers.

The least virtuous among us are the most eager to virtue-signal.

FIN
Weird, right?

How wealthy white liberals live in the least diverse places imaginable?

Gotta make sure little Johnny has good public schools!

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