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Once upon a time,
Many years ago.
I was in kano for a visit.
You know how plenty relatives can be and my parents dragged me from house to house.
Ya girl jst wanted to shit.
Many years ago.
I was in kano for a visit.
You know how plenty relatives can be and my parents dragged me from house to house.
Ya girl jst wanted to shit.
When I couldn’t hold it any longer,
My mom made me go in someone’s house.
They had those typical pit latrines,
The type they use random kitchen utensil covers on.
I wanted to cry when my mum opened that toilet because the roaches that peeked out were outta this world 😩
My mom made me go in someone’s house.
They had those typical pit latrines,
The type they use random kitchen utensil covers on.
I wanted to cry when my mum opened that toilet because the roaches that peeked out were outta this world 😩
My mom convinced me cockroaches didn’t bite. I was too pressed to argue so i squatted.
Halfway through my business i felt something touch my bum, I thought it was some big thing i was producing.
Next thing i knew, something bit me on my bumbum.
Halfway through my business i felt something touch my bum, I thought it was some big thing i was producing.
Next thing i knew, something bit me on my bumbum.
I screamed. Looked down to see a huge ass cockroach.
I quickly got up to run out and you know what?
It started to fly around.
God! I wanted to die 😭
I cried as i ran out with shit on my ass. I’m still scared to death of cockroaches. They are vile. You can’t tell me otherwise
I quickly got up to run out and you know what?
It started to fly around.
God! I wanted to die 😭
I cried as i ran out with shit on my ass. I’m still scared to death of cockroaches. They are vile. You can’t tell me otherwise
