Thread by @garius

"It's about ethics in games journalism"

"People stop us on the street and say 'why aren't you on TV anymore? I loved your show in the 80s' but you can't do our kind of comedy on TV now. People are so sensitive. They can't take a joke."

"Anyway, you can see us at the Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage, April 17th."

"Dogging has a bad reputation, but we want to show that there's a real open, friendly community there too. It's more than just shagging in a lay-by off the M4"

"I just think it's wrong for Games Workshop to have unisex toilets. I'm not against girls playing, I just think they should maybe do it in their own shop or something."

"I just think it was wrong to reboot Dads Army. There was no need and it disrespects existing fans of the series. That's why we started this boycott."

"We're call the app Prayer 2.0 and it's going to show kids that while Fortnite is cool, worship can be even cooler."

"I will only sell the club when I receive an offer I feel reflects its true value. The fans may not want to hear that, but football is a business."

"It's Doctor Who, not Nurse Who. They've RUINED my childhood."

"We're hoping that this rebrand will raise public awareness about the work of the British Egg Board. Eggzy will be visiting schools across the country in the coming weeks, to remind kids that boiled eggs are a tasty, healthy snack."

"You may well ask 'does Norfolk REALLY need a third tank museum?' but you'd be wrong."

"Christmas Wonderland is a fun place for everyone in the three counties area. People need to understand that the photos being shared on social media don't give a full picture of everything you can find on the site."

"We just feel that our coins keep getting smaller and smaller, and enough is enough. That's why this petition to bring back the old 50p is so important. It sends a message that the British public can't be bullied."

"People say to me 'But Mark! I want sun! I want glamour!' I like to point out to them that we get plenty of sun down here in Cornwall, and that a modern, fully-fitted out Caravan can be sexy too. "

"And that's why it felt like now was the right time to do a musical featuring the Showaddywaddy back catalogue."

"We've launched MAMRA to highlight just how hard it is to get traditional, British mead in pubs these days."

"In 1977, 17.4 million people tuned in to watch us fight for the British Championship belt at the Albert Hall. Prince Philip was even in the crowd. These modern wrestlers may have all the moves, but they'll never have that!"

"I just wish they'd stop trying to cram more features into the Wetherspoons app. Why mess with perfection?"