BORIS THE PRIEST: Oh hey Moses
MOSES: I bring a set of laws which will...
BORIS: Actually we're alright now thanks
MOSES: Sorry, what?
BORIS: We're good. We made ourselves a Golden Calf
MOSES: But...
BORIS: Bullexit means Bullexit, Moses
BORIS: Foreign though aren't they?
MOSES: A lot are based on our own pre-Achaemenid...
BORIS: Woah, steady there Moses
MOSES: What?
BORIS: Getting a bit experty
MOSES: And that's bad?
BORIS: People are tired of experts
BORIS: Well you can, but they're pretty happy with the Golden Calf now.
MOSES: Why?!
BORIS: Well it allows us to pick and choose from those laws
MOSES: How? You just made it up!
BORIS: Easy Moses, no need to scare people
BORIS: Well... I mean, that one's a bit much.
MOSES: 'Do not commit adultery'. That's a pretty standard one
BORIS: Is it? I can't see it going down well with... um... the people
MOSES: 'the people'?
BORIS: the people
MOSES: The 'Parting of the Red Sea'?
BORIS: Yeah that. I mean, it was good for US, but we've been thinking
MOSES: Yes?
BORIS: Should it REALLY part for anyone else? You'd get all sorts. With Bullexit, we can stop that.
MOSES: Pharoah?!
BORIS: He's actually a nice guy when you get to know him. Bigly.
MOSES: I did. He isn't. LITERALLY enslaved us.
BORIS: Was it really that bad though?
MOSES: Sorry, what?!
MOSES: Based on the destruction of workers rights.
BORIS: Pff 'Workers rights'. We all have to make some sacrifices to compete.
MOSES: 'We'? You're a priest.
BORIS: Golden Calf will open up our trade to the world.
BORIS: Me? This is about the Golden Calf.
MOSES: But YOU made the Golden Calf. YOU'RE responsible.
BORIS: Have faith and it will provide.
MOSES: What if it doesn't work?
BORIS:
MOSES:
BORIS: Bullexit means Bullexit
BORIS: Hey, where you going?
MOSES: What? You're the high priest now.
BORIS: Not me! I just created the Golden Calf. Not my job to make it all come true.
MOSES:
BORIS: Don't worry. I'll be quick to pipe up if I think you're doing it wrong.
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