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As someone whose three feline furbabies are usually screaming in his face to be fed at 5 AM, I suspect there's a causal element to this.
Wife and I were talking about these numbers yesterday and I was like "who are you more likely to be mad at at any given moment on any given day: the dog, or one of the cats?" And for both of us the answer was unequivocally the cats.
there's also a definite continuum of annoyingness among our cats
short-haired orange one: hate his guts, hope he gets hit by a car
grey one: 50% sweet and cuddly, 50% obnoxious
poofy orange one: perfect in every way
in somewhat related news I discovered the worst subreddit today
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