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Can we all just appreciate for a moment that the older sister of the sitting President of the United States just retired so as to avoid an inquiry into a decades-long tax fraud scheme she participated in *with the President* (who is still in office) nyti.ms/2YVyzuS
But don't worry, in addition to the millions she got from the tax fraud scheme, she'll also get to keep her six-figure, taxpayer-funded salary 
On Earth 2, where they still haven't gotten over the revelation that the President and his siblings were engaged in a decades-long scheme of often outright tax fraud, this story is all anyone can talk about
One of the hardest things to convey to future generations will be the fact that we once had a president who just had so many scandals—any one of which would have ended previous presidencies—that none of them actually stuck because they were so hard to keep track of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
