Profile picture
feminist next door
@emrazz
, 5 tweets, 1 min read Read on Twitter
Gary Busey is on my flight from LAX. He prefers milk with his cookie, as one does. My life is a sitcom.
He’s convinced the man sitting across the aisle is flying to visit a significant other he’s just now invented - “you’ve got a girllllfriendddd”

Man is laughing nervously.

I just want one normal day.
Gary was met at the gate by two police officers. They were friendly and he seemed unsurprised to see them. I’m not sure if he would be surprised even if this was unplanned.

Bye Gary. I hope you find your milk.
It was intended and I’m really glad it worked thank you.
This is a 100% accurate recounting.

Missing some Tweet in this thread?
You can try to force a refresh.

Like this thread? Get email updates or save it to PDF!

Subscribe to feminist next door
Profile picture

Get real-time email alerts when new unrolls are available from this author!

This content may be removed anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @emrazz see all

Profile picture
feminist next door
@emrazz
You are reviewing architectural proposals to rebuild Notre Dame.

Factors to consider:
- adherence to aesthetic standards
- engineering integrity
- budget
- timing for completion
- managing the public's expectations
- historical efficacy of the firm

Let's think this through.
Architect one proposes a breathtaking and awe inspiring ground up rebuild. Stated concerns are addressed, but with vague explanation. Some engineering elements seem problematic, but you are assured they'll find a way, despite no prior examples or undersigned engineer.
Budget estimates are provided, but materials cost far exceeds your available resources. Timing for completion is astoundingly fast. This architect, known for creativity and artful design but low ground-up delivery, is typically engaged for successful finishes and modifications.
Read 6 tweets
Profile picture
feminist next door
@emrazz
Sanders is notorious for amendments - even once dubbed the “Roll call (aka voice vote) king” - it’s an odd claim to fame for someone who oft rails against incremental government and support for whom is based almost entirely on those unsuccessful sweeping programs you mentioned.
Put another way, Sanders has a habit of letting others do the heavy lifting and then swooping in the day of a vote with minor changes he can add to his legislative CV. Here’s a list of his amendments. Noticeably missing is virtually anything of note related to his platform.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
Read 3 tweets
Profile picture
feminist next door
@emrazz
Switching to vodka soda because I’m not a quitter and I owe you the weird Sunday tweets you all deserve.
My connecting flight to LAX is officially cancelled and I’ve been sitting on the arrival tarmac for 2 hours so let’s do thisssss
This dude is currently demanding to be allowed off the plane (on tarmac) because he’s a doctor. No additional justification. The captain is attempting to be nice but also completely baffled. Doctor: “it is ridiculous that you would keep me, a doctor, on the plane this long.”
Read 41 tweets

Related threads

Profile picture
Katie Mack
@AstroKatie
One of the proposals in the “Green New Deal” is to build high-speed train lines so flying is less necessary. This is not a radical proposal. In Japan, the Shinkansen covers distance approx LA-San Francisco in 2.5 hrs. At peak, trains every 10 minutes. The line was built in 1964.
The Shinkansen network has expanded, of course. It now has lines that cover something close to 3,000 km, and it moves around 160 million people a year. At up to 320 km/hr. No seatbelt light. No turbulence. Stations right in city centers. Just imagine what travel could be here.
The population density of Japan is similar to that of the Boston-Washington Corridor. In Europe, smaller pop densities and larger distances also work for high speed trains. There are obstacles to better networks here, but they’re not invincible and they’re well worth fighting.
Read 3 tweets
Profile picture
Alexandra Erin
@alexandraerin
One thing the "critics" of #SheRa get really wrong is: they refer to the previous cartoon as the source material. It's not.

The source material was a toy line where the dolls had combable hair and She-Ra transformed by turning an ugly tiara into an ugly mask.
The Masters of the Universe reboot from the early 2000s used lore from the comics, from the toy line (which had their own comics that varied from "entirely different from the show" to later on "almost entirely different from the show" in lore), and various apocrypha.
The Princess of Power toy line tried really hard to straddle the line between action figures and dolls. Not quite knowing how to do that is why there are characters whose design focus started out as Hair and Perfume (and wound up with Traps and Flowers.)
Read 11 tweets
Profile picture
Subomi
@subomiplumptre
LIFE HAPPENS | “Sho, do you cook?”, my date asked. I replied jauntily, “I used to but not anymore. I now have access to a chef and can afford to order what I like eating.” #Thread #Life #Relationships
My date followed up by asking, “If your boyfriend asked you to cook for him, would you?” I grinned, as I realised my date was sadly playing from a script. I replied, “I don’t have a guy I like who’s asking me to cook, so I can’t say.”
I think my date thought I was being coy. But, I wasn’t. I was just being honest. A while ago, I decided to deal in reality and not hypotheticals. I have tried and failed to control life. All my effort got me was an anxiety problem and therapy.
Read 19 tweets
Profile picture
natalia🌙 4
@kittendiminie
Yoonmin | ABO AU

omega!jimin and alpha!yoongi are CEOs of two famous entertainment companies. when the two attend an annual gala, yoongi catches a crush and jimin doesn't want to have anything to do with him to not ruin the hard work put into leading a company as an omega.
this is a social media au but it may have some written parts, i haven't decided yet!

- PLEASE don't reply under the thread, quote instead✨
- i will try to update as often as i can
- top!yg, bottom!jm in case of smut
- sideship taekook
- timestamps don't matter!
let's start with profiles!

• Park Jimin
- omega
- CEO of PJMusic
- dancer and singer

• Min Yoongi
- alpha
- CEO of MYG Entertainment
- producer and rapper
Read 298 tweets
Profile picture
D K Hari & Hema
@Bharathgyan
QUALITY OF #MILK

Recent research clearly tells us that the milk given forth by Bos Indicus and Bos Taurus are different on a crucial count.
Comparative nutritive value of #milk

Milk is consumed by mammals & humans, for its nutritive value of protein that it offers in early growth stage, when milk is consumed max. Modern research has identified 2 types of milk proteins, classified as A1 Beta Casein & A2 Beta Casein.
Beneficial A2 Beta Casein

A2 Beta Casein is the kind of #milk protein found in human milk, goat milk, sheep milk and in the milk of the Indian cows, the Bos Indicus. This variety of milk has been found to be of higher beneficial value to humans, next only to mother’s milk.
Read 9 tweets
Profile picture
'Gbénga Sèsan
@gbengasesan
One day, I will write about the various characters that dot the Nigerian political twitter landscape, and maybe folks will learn a thing or two about engagement especially as 2019 approaches. Don't feed the trolls BUT don't miss the authentic engagement opportunities either.
That day is today, so here's Your Nigerian Political Twitter Guide (2019 Edition). As we go towards elections, it is important to engage wisely on social media and spend less time fighting with people who won't change their minds or just need you to increase their follower count
The following are some (not by any means an exhaustive list) of the #NaijaPoliticalTwitter types I have had the privilege (or in some cases, misfortune) of engaging. I don't block people. I've never blocked anyone so knowing who I'm dealing with helps with engagement
Read 25 tweets

Trending hashtags

#Donna #Tyler #BTVS #Emma #Peeta #Chavista #Naomi #Descendants2 #STEAM #Lajor #DarkPattern #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #Soussey #Washington #Fred #Clark #James #JuanGuaido #Oliver #Justin #Navid #avengersinfinitywar #StrangerThings #Raya #Chuck
Follow Us on Twitter!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!