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the nice thing about this episode of the dragon show being 90 minutes is it’s all the time commitment of watching a movie but with none of the satisfaction of any kind of plot resolution.
if my boyfriend/nephew/political rival and i could use our dragons to kill zombies, i would simply use this strategy before sending an entire dothraki horde to a pointless and horrible frozen death.
very disappointed the closed captioning isn’t even attempting to capture the horrible squelching sounds of this disgusting zombie battle
i’m not even enjoying this. i hate this so much. at this point i’m just bound by a need to finish this awful thing i’ve started.
this is just a medieval version of every zombie movie i didn’t see because the preview was too scary for me.
aha, i see that there is both a fire dragon and an ice dragon. interesting development. someone should write a song about both the fire and the ice.
it’s just been like 40 solid minutes of dirty people stabbing each other in the dark. shit like this is why i only watched star trek for an entire year.
it seems hiding your women and children inside a crypt to keep them safe from an enemy that raises the dead to fight for him was a mistake. this could not have been anticipated.
@ everyone who knew & did not tell me i could just fast forward to the one hour and eighteen minute mark without missing any meaningful plot or even really even any fucking dialogue: friendship canceled.
incredible awareness of a problem they chose not to solve
