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Jeremy McLellan
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Greetings from St Francis of Assisi Catholic Church in Dubai 🇦🇪
St Francis interceded for me by making this cat my new best friend.
Found Jesus. Fave this tweet in the next 30 minutes and I’ll say a prayer for you.
(Always weird praying for Twitter friends. “For the intentions of Skeleton and TradCel, I pray to the Lord.”)
Okay done. Love you all. Please say a prayer for me and my wife and baby (who fell this morning and busted her lip).
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It should be a sin to reply to people with a Bible reference without just quoting the verses. You’re just giving people errands.
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“It’s Dubai so make sure you don’t do any jokes about religion or politics.” Okay so are you familiar with my work at all.
I’ve got 24 hours to write a new hour that contains no religion or politics wish me luck
“Just don’t make fun of the leaders here” look I don’t even know who Mister Dubai is
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