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"Go fuck yourself, Brandon"
P.S. We see you, Stephanie! 🙌
Oh my GODDDD 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist! Turns out there are TWO Chets in University Hills (?!?)
"Chet, is that the reason you were suspended? Or was it that you were being hostile and combatative and telling people to go f*ck themselves on multiple threads?"

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I can't breathe
Jenny's back
Help what else do I ask
Thanks guys
SUSAN STRIKES BACK ⚡️
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#bestofnextdoor proudly presents:

"Seahawks Cannon"

aka the legendary Nextdoor thread that caused one Seattle neighborhood to brawl at their local library
2/ "It's cool that the Seahawks win, but the noise isn't cool."
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Aaron Roth
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We wrote a paper proposing a new relaxation of differential privacy that has lots of nice properties: arxiv.org/abs/1905.02383 It's 85 pages long, so here is the TL;DR. Suppose S is a dataset with your data, and S' is the dataset with your data removed. 1/
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Out, damned spot.
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Oh please, you fucking GOP assholes weaponized the Tax Code in 2017 to completely screw over the middle-class to benefit the super-rich and corporations.

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Oh no! Your Star Wars had some “inconsistencies”? So sad.

Listen here motherfucker. I saw Episode 1-3 in theaters. I sat through shit you couldn’t imagine. Jar-Jar Binks. BackFlipping Yoda. Midichloreans. Space diners. That’s right, a FUCKING SPACE DINER. AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE-
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Oh really? Well “go fuck yourself” is a directive.
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