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https://twitter.com/WooBaseball/status/1128614741658808320

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I hear the head of PR for this team is kind of a drip.

https://twitter.com/WooBaseball/status/1128614741658808320

"I'm gonorrhea-d this back to you one more time before it goes to press." That's what the PR head should have said.

Are they going to play that Pharrell song "Herpes!" during the 7th inning stretch?

This ad campaign has been so successful that the available tickets for their next 5 games are restricted to STD-room only!

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