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i think i missed my calling as a film critic.
the tom cruise mummy movie was awful and i'm legitimately devastated they won't be making the whole series of absolutely fucking stupid monster movies.

i should not have been as surprised as i was that the left behind films are really antisemitic.

maybe the REAL national treasure is nic cage

controversial take: con air is a great film, actually

i still couldn't tell you what the fifth element was about, just that they say the name of the movie about every 8 minutes or so for the entire duration of the film. also, i think the 5th element is fucking?

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