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Nathalie, pondering the existential question of whether she should pay her 147 parking tickets. 
Dawn, pondering the existential question of whether she should turn in her term paper, or have her dad harass the professor into giving her an A.
Steve pondering the existential question of whether he should plow through red lights.
Brad ponders the existential question of whether he really needs to pick up his kid from daycare.
Heather, pondering the existential question of whether or not she should just pile her shopping cart full of smoked salmon and pre-cut fruit and walk through the door without paying.
Jessica, pondering the existential question of whether she should sell weed to sixth graders.
Brooke, pondering the existential question of whether she should tell her mom that she totaled the car, or blame her friend Angie.
Auggie, pondering the existential question of whether he can blame the cat for eating an entire pizza off the counter.
Bethany ponders the existential question of whether she should inform her bank that they’ve deposited $6000.00 into her account by error, or go on a Celebrity cruise.
Neil wonders if he should pull over when he sees an ambulance in the rear view mirror. It’s an existential question he faces often.
Momo wants the banana that turd Squeaker is eating. He’s pondering the existential question of whether he should slap him, steal it, run away, and shove it in his mouth as fast as he can.
Serenity ponders the existential question of whether she should yield to pedestrians.
Laura ponders the existential question of whether she needs to take her trash to the building receptical, or just throw it out the window.
Jake ponders the existential question of whether dishwasher can pass for executive chef on his resume.
Rachel ponders the existential question of whether she should floor it when the school bus in front of her flips out the stop sign. She doesn’t want to lose her table at the tapas bar.
Lars ponders the existential question of whether he should smoke a cigar in the hospital nursery. If not there, maybe the ICU instead.
Jen ponders the existential question of whether she should blast an air horn at the downtown library branch.
Jonathon ponders the existential question of whether he should fill his website portfolio with stock photos.
Marcus ponders the existential question of whether he can use his long-expired student ID to score Creative Cloud on the cheap. He told his client he could totally lay out that 200-page booklet.
Shelly ponders the existential crisis of whether she should drive on the wrong side of the highway.
Sienna ponders the existential question of whether she should take the handicapped spot. She’s super busy, plus it’s raining.
