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Sharting during a job interview 49%, Trump 41%.
Nothing to eat but a giant poppyseed bagel before your photo shoot when you have no toothbrush but also are starving 51%, Trump 41%.
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" earworm 52%, Trump 41%.
P!ss-covered trash can in a parking garage, 51%, Trump 41%.
Changing an up-the-back poop explosion diaper on the highway during a snow storm, then accidentally slinging poop onto car seat + your own face after you've used all the wipes 53%, Trump 41%.
Driving behind someone going 15 mph and tapping breaks when you're late to an important meeting 54%, Trump 41%.
Eating peanuts while chewing gum 59%, Trump 41%.
Walking barefoot in an airplane bathroom 56%, Trump 41%.
No milk after you shove half a peanut butter sandwich into your mouth 59%, Trump 41%.
Pouring cereal dust onto your face 56%, Trump 41%.
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