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Mrs. Betty Bowers
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Thoughts and prayer for @JerryFalwellJr, who took time away from scolding others about their moral failings to join his wife for a tawdry romp with a pool boy.
The parable about the rich Pharisee and the hot, penniless pool boy has always been one of my favorites, too.
Who lied about their being nude Falwell photos in their pool boy scandal?

A. The shady lawyer who is in jail for lying?

or

B. The evangelical scold who tells everyone, every chance he gets, that he’s a man of God?

[CORRECT ANSWER: B]
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
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“Marriage is between one man and one woman. And a pool boy.”

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You'd never guess that Robert Jeffress is an Official Spokesperson® for this guy:

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