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Beto O’Rourke!
On the last senate race, you were 𝐣𝐮𝐚𝐧 impressive force. But the presidential debate tonight... was 𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨 time.
I’m sorry my dear you are up for elimination.
On the last senate race, you were 𝐣𝐮𝐚𝐧 impressive force. But the presidential debate tonight... was 𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨 time.
I’m sorry my dear you are up for elimination.
Amy Klobuchar!
The debate tonight looks a lot like word 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝. But you managed to 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛 through a 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐲 situation.
You’re safe.
The debate tonight looks a lot like word 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐝. But you managed to 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛 through a 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐲 situation.
You’re safe.
Julián Castro!
Your performance tonight was a tall glass of iced tea. and 𝐡𝐨𝐲 was that refreshing!
Congratulations you’re the winner of this week’s challenge!
Your performance tonight was a tall glass of iced tea. and 𝐡𝐨𝐲 was that refreshing!
Congratulations you’re the winner of this week’s challenge!
Elizabeth Warren!
Nevertheless, you persisted. And tonight on the debate stage, you painted with all the colors of the wind!
Congratulations you’re also the winner of this week’s challenge!
Nevertheless, you persisted. And tonight on the debate stage, you painted with all the colors of the wind!
Congratulations you’re also the winner of this week’s challenge!
Tulsi Gabbard!
You... took the L when it comes to supporting the LGBTQ community. And your performance tonight was... greyed out.
You’re... safe.
You... took the L when it comes to supporting the LGBTQ community. And your performance tonight was... greyed out.
You’re... safe.
Bill de Blasio!
Like most trains in New York City, the debate stage tonight was... overcrowded. But your performance tonight arrived on the right track
You’re safe
Like most trains in New York City, the debate stage tonight was... overcrowded. But your performance tonight arrived on the right track
You’re safe
Cory Booker!
Your overall performance tonight gave us an unexpected high. But your history with big pharma remains... a burning side effect.
You’re safe.
Your overall performance tonight gave us an unexpected high. But your history with big pharma remains... a burning side effect.
You’re safe.
John Delaney!
Your stance on Medicare For All got the judges... splitting hair. And your momentum in the challenge was... receding
You’re....... safe
Your stance on Medicare For All got the judges... splitting hair. And your momentum in the challenge was... receding
You’re....... safe
Jay Inslee!
Your stance on climate change got the judges flooding their basement. But in the challenge, you were... washed away.
You’re safe
Your stance on climate change got the judges flooding their basement. But in the challenge, you were... washed away.
You’re safe
Tim Ryan!
You came into the competition gun-blazing. But, unfortunately, you shot yourself on the foot.
I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
You came into the competition gun-blazing. But, unfortunately, you shot yourself on the foot.
I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Marianne Williamson!
Your performance tonight blasted us off to a new dimension. But your ship may have landed… on the dark side of the moon.
You’re…. safe (??????)
Your performance tonight blasted us off to a new dimension. But your ship may have landed… on the dark side of the moon.
You’re…. safe (??????)
Mayor Pete!
On a number of issues, your position has remained… versatile. But in your performance tonight, you… came out on top.
You’re safe.
On a number of issues, your position has remained… versatile. But in your performance tonight, you… came out on top.
You’re safe.
Kamala Harris!
You didn't just end the food fight. Guuurl, you ate up this entire competition!
Condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge!
You didn't just end the food fight. Guuurl, you ate up this entire competition!
Condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge!
Joe Biden!
8 years ago, you left the vice presidential debate as a champion. But in the challenge tonight, you were sucker-punched.
I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
8 years ago, you left the vice presidential debate as a champion. But in the challenge tonight, you were sucker-punched.
I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination.
Andrew Yang!
Your plan to give every American $1000/month sounds like a worthwhile deal. But by the end of night, you came home.. empty handed.
You’re……. safe
Your plan to give every American $1000/month sounds like a worthwhile deal. But by the end of night, you came home.. empty handed.
You’re……. safe
Eric Swalwell!
You heated up the stage with your stance on ending gun violence. But your momentum in the challenge tonight was quickly... torched.
I'm sorry my dear you are up for elimination
You heated up the stage with your stance on ending gun violence. But your momentum in the challenge tonight was quickly... torched.
I'm sorry my dear you are up for elimination
Bernie Sanders!
Three years ago, the entire country was feeling the bern for you. And tonight in the challenge, you... kept your cool.
You're safe
Three years ago, the entire country was feeling the bern for you. And tonight in the challenge, you... kept your cool.
You're safe
Kirsten Gillibrand!
Your stance on reproductive health for women in America is quite... neat. But your overall performance tonight was... on the rocks
You're.. safe
Your stance on reproductive health for women in America is quite... neat. But your overall performance tonight was... on the rocks
You're.. safe
John Hickenlooper!
You came into this competition as an underdog. And your performance tonight was... ruff
I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimiation
You came into this competition as an underdog. And your performance tonight was... ruff
I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimiation
Michael Bennet!
During the government shutdown, you made a splash with your speech against Ted Cruz. But your performance tonight was quickly... fizzled out
You're... safe
During the government shutdown, you made a splash with your speech against Ted Cruz. But your performance tonight was quickly... fizzled out
You're... safe
