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not to start a controversy on the TL but puffins are fuckin great 
Look at this shit. Carrying several fish at a time in their mouth because they've got a fancy hinged beak that makes it so they can. Bringing those fish HOME for EVERYONE to enjoy. That's how a puffin does it babey
This is me if I somehow fuck up the angle when I'm parallel parking
Wanna know what a baby puffin is called?
I'll tell u
It's called. A puffling
I'll tell u
It's called. A puffling
Puffins are extremely social so a scientists got puffins to repopulate certain areas by just. Putting fake puffins there. And it fucking worked. The puffins were like "o shit that guy loOKS LIKE ME THIS PLACE RULES"
also sometimes they try to fight and/or mate with the decoys
also sometimes they try to fight and/or mate with the decoys
This feels very Turk and JD on the basketball court
Literally indistinguishable from a puffin mirroring a decoy puffin in a show of support and camaraderie
Also listen I've been focusing a lot on Common/Atlantic Puffins and Horned Puffins but what about the Crested Puffin? Look at this shit, look how slick she is, how polished, she's ready for the met gala, those clean lines. [chef kiss] eleganza
...ok listen sometimes u fall asleep with ur makeup on and ur hair gel in and we shouldn't judge the Pufted Tuffin for that,,
Also here's some Puffin Courtship, these two are billing! That's where they rub their beaks together because they're in Puffin Love. Why do they do it? Fuck if I know but I support them
When a puffin gets upset he fluffs up his feathers and opens his beak REAL BIG
>:[ him mAD
>:[ him mAD
also these absolute doofuses are WATER GENIUSES!! They spread their wings underwater and they steer with their feeps, and they can dive up to 60 meters! WHERE IS THIS MAJESTY WHEN THEY ARE ON LAND??
puffins fuckin love raves what can i say
anyone who says puffins aren't rad as hell can meet me in the parking lot for a fish fight, whoever can fit the most fish in their beak wins, call my bluff u cowards
