Thread by @gaileyfrey

Starting a neverending thread to catalogue types of anxiety because we all live on this hell-sphere together

Anxiety type 1: someone says "we've had our ups and downs" and you suddenly remember all the Downs and are aware that they, too, remember all the Downs

Anxiety type 2: someone says "we've had our ups and downs" and you can't recall a SINGLE ONE of the Downs but apparently they DO

Anxiety type 3: wow they've been typing that reply for a long time

Anxiety type 4: the entire response is "k."

Anxiety type 5: what if I accidentally sent that shit-talking text to the person it was about

Anxiety type 6*: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT SHIT-TALKING TEXT TO THE PERSON IT WAS ABOUT

*note that type 6 is nuclear-scale anxiety, aka stress-pooping anxiety

Anxiety type 7: writing an email on your phone and adding an attachment and oh no, what if somehow that PDF is actually a Nude

Anxiety type 8: Why Did This Group of People Stop Talking Just When I Arrived

Anxiety type 9: Screencaps Exist

Anxiety type 10: what if the dogs learned how to speak english and told everyone The Things They've Seen

Anxiety type 11: scrolling down to where the comments section lives

Anxiety type 12: am I SURE that noise was just the cat?

Anxiety type 13: What Touched My Foot

Anxiety type 14: waiting for a phone call

Anxiety type 15: Just Read About a New Kind of Parasite

Anxiety type 16: Is that my period starting? What about that? Is it starting now? Or now? Now? Or maybe n

Anxiety type 17: I took the day off Twitter, what if I'm getting dragged and I don't even kNOW IT

Anxiety type 18: (immediately upon waking) someone, somewhere, is mad

Anxiety type 19: Someone's Knocking On The Front Door