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Starting a neverending thread to catalogue types of anxiety because we all live on this hell-sphere together
Anxiety type 1: someone says "we've had our ups and downs" and you suddenly remember all the Downs and are aware that they, too, remember all the Downs
Anxiety type 2: someone says "we've had our ups and downs" and you can't recall a SINGLE ONE of the Downs but apparently they DO
Anxiety type 3: wow they've been typing that reply for a long time
Anxiety type 4: the entire response is "k."
Anxiety type 5: what if I accidentally sent that shit-talking text to the person it was about
Anxiety type 6*: OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THAT SHIT-TALKING TEXT TO THE PERSON IT WAS ABOUT
*note that type 6 is nuclear-scale anxiety, aka stress-pooping anxiety
*note that type 6 is nuclear-scale anxiety, aka stress-pooping anxiety
Anxiety type 7: writing an email on your phone and adding an attachment and oh no, what if somehow that PDF is actually a Nude
Anxiety type 8: Why Did This Group of People Stop Talking Just When I Arrived
Anxiety type 9: Screencaps Exist
Anxiety type 10: what if the dogs learned how to speak english and told everyone The Things They've Seen
Anxiety type 11: scrolling down to where the comments section lives
Anxiety type 12: am I SURE that noise was just the cat?
Anxiety type 13: What Touched My Foot
Anxiety type 14: waiting for a phone call
Anxiety type 15: Just Read About a New Kind of Parasite
Anxiety type 16: Is that my period starting? What about that? Is it starting now? Or now? Now? Or maybe n
Anxiety type 17: I took the day off Twitter, what if I'm getting dragged and I don't even kNOW IT
Anxiety type 18: (immediately upon waking) someone, somewhere, is mad
Anxiety type 19: Someone's Knocking On The Front Door
