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There was the guy who told me over dinner "I just got tested, if you want to raw dog it"
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The guy who kept inserting into the conversation how he was 6'1 even tho he was v clearly 5'5?
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The guy who kept inserting into the conversation how he was 6'1 even tho he was v clearly 5'5?
And to be clear, I <3 a short king - I dated someone for four years who was my height. It was just so fucking weird.
Then there was the dude who insisted I parallel park in front of him because he wanted to prove a point about how women can't drive well
Then there was the dude who insisted I parallel park in front of him because he wanted to prove a point about how women can't drive well
Another guy I went on a Friendster date on (lol) didn't believe that I focused on Shakespeare in college & tried to quiz me on various plays to catch me in a lie?
Another one bolted out of the cab we were sharing to puke but I married him so it's cool
Another one bolted out of the cab we were sharing to puke but I married him so it's cool
