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John Bull
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Okay. I don't know what this song is, but she's been warbling the intro off key for about a minute now, which doesn't bode well.

Anyone know what is actually happening on the Royal Naval College grounds today, other than crimes against music?
Oh SHIT. I think they're trying to do Pink Floyd.

This is practically a war crime.
I always wondered what the infinite scream Twitter would sound like if you read it out, on loop.
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John Bull
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@baldnunn @DannyKodicek @Stephsputnik There are a whole raft of reasons why knife crime is up. It didn't happen overnight.

It's not a problem of "Khan's London" anymore than it was a problem of "Boris' London". It is a problem of LONDON. And a failure by successive administrations to prioritise major societal change
@baldnunn @DannyKodicek @Stephsputnik Communities need support. More houses are needed. More police officers are needed and a whole bunch of other things need to happen to. That requires systematic, long term financing and project work by both city and central government.
@baldnunn @DannyKodicek @Stephsputnik The idea that it is SOMEHOW going to be solved by ANY Mayor taking "bold action" - or was PREVENTED from happening due to the same - is fucking puerile WHOEVER makes that argument and whatever the colour of the politics.
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John Bull
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I'm typing this from the middle of the Garden Bridge on a beautiful sunny day and, as flights landing at the amazing Estuary Airport pass overhead, I can't help but agree with James.
Around me, off-duty police officers and fire fighters skip casually through the grass. With their levels of staffing left appropriate by the outgoing mayor, they aren't overstretched and can enjoy their leave.
When I'm done here, I plan to travel north to Watford.

I will take the Metropolitan line extension, graciously funded for Hertfordshire by the Mayor from TfL's budget.

He was able to do this because he didn't agree to George Osborne's plan to slash £800m from TfL's budget.
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John Bull
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"hai. It is me. They are hoovering next door. What are we having for breakfast?" #notMyCat
Last time he sat there he got attacked by one of my Koi.

Sucker for punishment.
Kay. I'm gonna go nap. Wake me when there's food.
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