Nobody has the right to get upset about the #BetsyRossFlag. It is not like it was the Confederate states flag. If you are taking the stand that it was bad because "slavery" may as well write off the first 200 years as racist or whatever.
Man, it's been over a year since anybody even thought about me. Any calls from the press...
What can I do to fix that...? Let me scroll through Insta...
HEY! Ain't that a slave flag like the Confederate one?
-Somebody else: "...no..."
-Somebody else: "...well...ya..."
THAT'S MY TICKET! Nobody can ignore me on this one!
I'm gonna call Nike and let em know what's up! This is gonna be good! I'll be relevant again!