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"There are no more good TV shows on like ‘Gunsmoke,’ ‘Bonanza,’ ‘The Virginian,’ ‘Andy Griffith,’ ‘I Love Lucy.’ We don’t have those shows anymore. We’re too interested in homosexual activities." yellowhammernews.com/john-merrill-o…
This is so absolutely hilarious.
[INTERIOR, CBS BOARD ROOM]
Executive 1: Can we give Andy Griffith a show?
Executive 2: No, he's both straight and dead.
1. Griffith
2. Lucy
3. Dead air
4. 50s Westerns

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Philip Bump
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I sincerely can't imagine what other paths I could have taken in life to find that trailer appealing to even the tiniest degree.
Let's start with the fact that cats are bad.
Someone actually unfollowed me for this which I grudgingly respect.
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Philip Bump
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Over two hours on the day after the "Access Hollywood" tape came out, Cohen spent 30 minutes in phone calls with Trump, Hicks and the team at AMI. wapo.st/2XNmdYM
Hicks told the FBI that she didn't know about the Daniels allegations until Nov. 2016 despite Cohen calling her after talking to AMI on 10/8/16 and after finalizing the deal on 10/28/16. wapo.st/2XNmdYM
Here are the calls on Oct. 8. wapo.st/2XNmdYM
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Philip Bump
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I would sincerely like to see this list!
If you're curious: I asked the White House and haven't heard anything yet.
Can't FOIA the president! muckrock.com/news/archives/…
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