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I will not be participating in this #NationalTellAJokeDay chicanery. This is a professional, serious feed moderated by a famous rage pigeon skeleton animated by a cursed amulet.
Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time for me.
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Thank you for your understanding in this difficult time for me.
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FINE, just one.
"A vulture boards a plane carrying twelve dead armadillos. Flight attendant comes up to the vulture and says, 'I'm sorry ma'am. We can only allow one carrion on this flight."
"A vulture boards a plane carrying twelve dead armadillos. Flight attendant comes up to the vulture and says, 'I'm sorry ma'am. We can only allow one carrion on this flight."
OK. Fine. If you insist... one more.
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?"
"A humpback whale"
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?"
"A humpback whale"
OK. OK. One more. BUT THAT'S IT.
Termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
Termite walks into a bar and says "Is the bar tender here?"
DUE TO INCREDIBLE POPULAR DEMAND, ONE MORE, BUT I SWEAR THAT IS IT.
"Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, 'how do you drive this thing?'"
"Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, 'how do you drive this thing?'"
