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His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
The unit tests are failing already
Code spaghetti

He's nervous,
But at his laptop he looks calm and ready
To squash bugs
But he keeps on forgetting
I'm really fun at parties
I had to adjust to make it fit on a mug

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