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I’m very proud of you all for correctly identifying this as fascism, but you’re missing the funniest part - this is originally a commercial for some Black Rifle Coffee ass T-shirt company which has had the last couple of seconds hacked off it
In a way I think that’s as good a metaphor for American right wing politics in 2019 as you’re going to get
Like if Triumph Of The Will had actually just been a really involved promo for Volksgemeinschaft Heinrich’s Racially-Pure Lederhosen
I went to their site and it’s all either Epic Bacon Whiskey Veteran or Concealed Carry Mom 
Maybe the riot cop wears the capris, I don’t know
sold out in XL
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it’s very funny to me that as everything gets faster and worse, bits of context start to fall off the conservative movement like thermal tiles from the shuttle until it’s just a white-hot ball of id
actually running detention camps on the basis of a retweet of a retweet of a screenshot of a Facebook post of a poorly compressed JPG that says SHARE IF YOU’RE PATRIOT OBAMA MUSLIM in 128pt white Impact
and the JPEG was originally created to promote an anti-Quran book sale outside of a boat dealership
the incoherence, the junk data, the overwhelming mass of incomplete and contextless and contradictory information. screaming at your segregationist senator that he’s a cuck and a muslim sympathiser. pay 89 dollars for a shirt that says ‘infidel’ in Arabic, you think
FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Ilhan Omar doesn’t want you to share this beautiful Benghazi tribute to 9/11
they’ve actually accomplished the thing they always accuse the ‘postmodern’ left of and totally destroyed all meaning. I was never in the military but I’m pretty sure I was a veteran because I feel it so hard
I was in Vietnam, well okay I wasn’t but my dad was in Vietnam and so I was in Vietnam and my dad wasn’t in Vietnam for you to disrespect the goddamn NFL
Just being so psychically wounded by the one-two punch of Obama and Kaepernick that you slowly fester into an @elivalley cartoon, face entirely composed of creases
Who else but Donald Trump, the gullible retweets man, could be president of this
You can’t harness this for, say, Christian dominionism, or Bolton’s forever war thing. Tom Cotton isn’t going to be president. The only way this form of politics is expressible any more is in the incoherence and the monstrous self-regard of someone like Donald
The only thing you can do with these people is take their money away from them. That’s what Trump is good at, that’s what QAnon and Iraqi dinars and whatever else are good at, and that’s the only politics left on the right, to grift or to starve
There is no purer past of the conservative movement, it’s just now fractured in a way that is more dangerous because it still wants to hurt people but not coherently. And the biggest fools are the ones like Bannon who recognised that and still thought they could use it!
It’s all just one last big electric ripple through a dying brain. BUY GOLD BUY GOLD BUY GOLD BUY GOLD
