"You don't know the first thing", is usually a figure of speech. With O'Neill, it's quite literal.
Read a book, Brendan. Any book.
No, fuck the book. Baby steps.
Read a shopping list. A road sign. A napkin. Anything could lift you up, from where you currently are.
How do these people's minds work? Do they always just say "sure, I'll come on and make a tit of myself"?
- Sure. I don't know what that is, but sure.
- Can you stay on for the segment on period pain?
- Sounds good.
- Can you do the weather forecast, too?
- Absolutely. Because I have OPINIONZ.
News cannot keep wringing its hands about the devaluing of expertise, while giving a platform to these absolute assclowns.
OR IT MIGHT NOT. OKAY?