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Oh wow.
@seanhannity brought out the dweep team tonight
He called them “studio audience”. A bunch of tv hacks
I can hear my kitchen stove igniter having a party.
Omg... the “ live audience” took a show of hands if trump did nothing wrong... watch... they brought Pam Bondie
Hey @realJeffreyLord, were they that desperate tonight they pulled you out of the basement? And you said boobs you perv. You are my favorite hack. I mean it
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#BREAKING

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no word when it will be released to the public but it was just declassified.
follow up.
Even of the #WhistleblowerComplaint was just declassified tonight, it will be REDACTED.
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@ALT_uscis
Ag Barr when asked is he was asked to open any investigation by the president or anyone else....

Watch. He lied under oath.

#ImpeachBarrAndTrump
He testified may first.... my the machine started in March and trump mentioned in April that AG bill Barr is dealing with in incredible allegations from sources in Ukraine.
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Grow a pair and hit harder
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