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"it's pissing down out here. Let me in."

Next door are out but their cat has spotted I'm in. That's my plan to go down the gym ruined. 😭
He has colonised the wife's sofa duvet. I expect him to suddenly wake and depart the moment he hears their car in the drive, meaning dinner approaches.
"was that a car?!"

No kitty. It was not.
We've woken up. We're now patrolling. From indoors. Because it's still pissing down and we're not THAT committed to the process.
SHIT. Think he read that Tweet.
Thought I'd shamed him into going out. Got up to get a beer though and he's hiding under my umbrella, which is drying in the kitchen. 😂😂
I'm boooooooored. Whatcha doin'?
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