Added bonus of getting to watch James Duddridge drown under the weight of promising both border checks and no border checks to Parliament at the same time.
So we're definitely playing the Rules Lawyer card here. Expect Boris' actual proposal will now have 10 crossed out for 5.
So that'll be about 5pm Friday then.
Big up my birth town.
Rightly points out the council there are shit at dealing with it.
I am disappoint.
I assume not. On the basis that the entire country of Yemen isn't now falsely imprisoned for spying.
That's normally the clue for when Johnson's stuck his oar in.
"This IS a humanitarian crisis. But it is ALSO a failure of politics."
Points out the UK needs to sort a UN resolution.
Presumably they're up north somewhere explaining why it's okay for Morris Dancers to black up or something.
God, to be a fly on the wall in that meeting.
Will probably cover PMQs tomorrow though, assuming Dom Jnr actually turns up for that one.