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6:30am
Sebastian: Daddy, sit down. I have to tell you something.
Me: What is it?
Seb: I'm a Tyrannosaurus egg.
(he wraps himself in a blanket and slowly hatches. This takes 10 minutes.)
Sebastian: Daddy, sit down. I have to tell you something.
Me: What is it?
Seb: I'm a Tyrannosaurus egg.
(he wraps himself in a blanket and slowly hatches. This takes 10 minutes.)
Me: You gotta eat breakfast, time for school.
(I serve him a waffle)
Sebastian: My arms are too short to reach this.
(He puts his face on the plate and eats the waffle without using his arms)
Seb: This is a MEAT waffle, I'm a carnivore.
(I serve him a waffle)
Sebastian: My arms are too short to reach this.
(He puts his face on the plate and eats the waffle without using his arms)
Seb: This is a MEAT waffle, I'm a carnivore.
He stays in character all the way til the bus stop. He is nothing if not absurdly committed to the bit. He is my son. The end.
