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"Maybe the top of them all. Maybe. Who knows. Nobody knows. Do you know? Somebody out there knows how to stack up the generals. I don't know. Maybe he was the top. Some people say he was the top. I don't know, maybe. He certainly looked like he could be top. But nobody knows."
"So, maybe he was the top. A lot of people, come to think of it, say he was the top. Maybe he was the top of all the generals. And he told me, "Sir." Sir, he told me. This is what he calls me, sir. My top generals call me "sir." He says, "Sir, you are the sir."
"You are the sir, sir. Sir, we don't have the thing, sir. We can't do the thing without the thing. Sir, no, sir."
Obama never gave them the thing. This is what Fake News media never reports. We had no thing. Our military has to have the thing, but we had no thing. No thing."
"And I said, "Listen." This is what I said to him, "Listen. I am gonna make sure this never happens to any other president." This is what I said. "You will always have the thing. Our military must always have the thing. This is horrible." And he said, "Thank you, sir. Thank you"
"So, maybe, he was the most top general ever. I think he was the top general ever. Nobody knows, but who knows, right? Maybe the top. The top general. He says, "Sir! Thank you for the thing."
And not a lot of people know this, but Turkey and the Kurds. See? You don't know. I do.
So, in conclusion. Top general. Obama never gave the thing. I gave the thing and now Turkey. It's all a hoax and a fake news witch hunt. Also, nobody knows. Nobody. I know better than anyone. Believe me. Generals call me "sir."
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