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Does my child still really believe in the tooth fairy or does he just know a good deal when he sees it? 🦷🧚‍♀️
Baby teeth are very weird, in a way that hits you way more at the end of the cycle. No roots. Evolution is amazing
Anyway Milo sees content to go along with the idea that the tooth fairy is forgetful, with a too long to-do list, so long as he gets his 💰
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I enjoy watching Great British Bake Off with the boy but there is literally almost nothing in all the seasons that I would want to eat?
Why do the British hate pie
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Just going to pub some screen shots of the most telling bits of this great piece on the state of Condé Nast: nymag.com/intelligencer/…
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If you work at a social media platform and you’re not fighting for reform every day from the inside, what are you doing?
Good on these 250 people. Where's the moral courage of the remaining 35,000 Facebook employees? nytimes.com/2019/10/28/tec…
Employee activism—and the thread of taking talent elsewhere—is the mostly likely thing to get the company to change it's dumb-ass, democracy destroying, worked ref positions. At least for the next 12 months.
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taekook au ; shy boy jeongguk often gets picked up from school by his older brother’s friend taehyung, who’s been dubbed the ‘hot college guy’. no one’s actually seen jk and ‘hot college guy’ together until jk texts him that he feels sick before falling asleep in english class.↓
“Hey sorry to interrupt, I’m just here for Jeongguk. I signed him out.”

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Morgana's gender is Car
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Me when I do literally anything
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New paper on the arxiv today with T. Haines, @elenadonghia , @cfl2126 & Lars Hernquist: we showed how the disequilibrium of a vertically perturbed disk affects our determination of the disk surface density with Jeans modelling arxiv.org/abs/1903.00607
Taking the 1st order moments of the collisionless Boltzmann eq leads to the Jeans eqs. Using the Jeans equation for vertical velocities of stars accross the Galactic disk in combination with the Poisson eq allows to determine the disk surface density as a function of height: nice
This method has been used countless times to determine the dynamical surface density of the Milky Way disk, and the associated density of dark matter in it. However, this is of course valid only at equilibrium
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My followers know I used to be an active member of the Democratic party. I walked away last year, inspired by @usminority's movement. Yet since being shown the truth, it's like the floodgates have opened. Every day, I realize more and more, how wrong #Democrats are. #TRUTH
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6yo: (matter-of-factly) MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL SHORTS THAT ARE JEANS BUT NOT PANTS?

Me: nooo…what?

6yo: JORTS.

BECAUSE J-J-J-JEANS, BUT THEY ARE SHORTS

Me: (nonchalantly while tears start leaking from my eyes middle of Costco) …oh yeah, I can see how that works
6yo: WHERE DO THE DORKS LIVE?

Me: 🧐 that's not a nice name to call people

6yo: NO, THE BIRDS. DORKS.

Me: oh. Storks. The birds are called storks.
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Me: uh…

6yo: OLD AGE.

Me: ah

6yo: IT'S BETTER THAN WALKING THE PLANK, OR SMOKING, OR MURDERED
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