It's always hilarious when cryptocurrency evangelists act like you're the weirdo for being "fixated" on things like "being able to buy food".
"Hey, use our PissTube service and we'll pay you in PissKoin! We empower creators!"
"Uh, okay, what can I spend PissKoin on?"
"You can spend PissKoins at any retailer that accepts PissKoin!"
"Sure, like who?"
"God, why are you so obsessed with spending?"
"Uh, okay, what can I spend PissKoin on?"
"You can spend PissKoins at any retailer that accepts PissKoin!"
"Sure, like who?"
"God, why are you so obsessed with spending?"
The BitTube dev team found me this morning and got super frothy over my lack of faith in their scam, but apparently there's one only-mostly-shady website where you can actually spend TUBEs and it is, of course, an online CBD dispensary. 
It's made to look like this is just one page for one vendor as part of a whole storefront, but there's only two products on the entire site.
Let's just take a moment to appreciate the prices that are already in the thousands for things that otherwise cost tens of dollars, but still include two decimal places.
There's mounting evidence that CBD does basically nothing, but I wouldn't give it to my pets, no.
The best moment of my morning was when one of them sent me 5 TUBEs as a "tip".
Love 2 get tips like a shoeshiner in the 20s.
