And the "Garbage Human Being" starts right out of the gate.
Nick: It is on the periphery of my fast attention, but no.
Nick, wistfully: I remember Twitter. Before the Thought Police came.
Nick, indignant: I made béchamel yesterday! That has a roux!
Nick's culinary skills are eclipsed only by his legal insights, I'm sure you will be unsurprised to learn.
(Aside: This is an interesting assertion.)
Nick: Not at all. Because the difference is all in Lemoine's schemer head anyway, nobody else cares.
It might have been Renfamous, for reasons only someone with Nick's dizzying intellect can comprehend apparently.
Did I mention Garbage Human Being? Because Garbage Human Being.
Nick: If you mean from making motions, that's now how they'd do it, they'd just sanction them for making too many frivolous ones. (Aside: A reasonable abstract summary. Nice one, Nick.)
Nick: *chuckles* I can't do that, you crazy kids.
*goes to look*
It is. I... wow. I got nothin'.
He also points out that Funi is part of a multi-billion dollar corporation so there's just no way that they could equitably claim ANYTHING from a poor brave soul like Vic.
*random physical insults of Rial and Marchi*
Anyway, Vic and Ty have been GENTLE.
Nick: So they reduce MEN to sex objects too!
Vic didn't hire Nick.
Vic had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT other than to confirm that the GFM was paying for the lawsuit and he was okay with that. NOTHING ELSE. If this was a PR campaign, Vic would be ALL OVER THIS.
And you're not getting a DOLLAR of this GFM, you would be grifter-grifters!
This. Bill. Is. Not. Padded. Only someone who does not do exacting, complex legal work would think that it is.
Again, I can't make fun of that in any additional sense other than by just repeating it.
*random Lemoine disability mockery, involving a hypothetical discount*
Garbage. Human. Being.
By the way, Nick NEVER promised victory. He never did. He wouldn't. He only said that Vic SHOULD win. That he WOULD win, if justice prevailed.
By the way, Nick's wildest dream was that the GFM might raise fifty grand. But the FANS, the PEOPLE, have exceeded even that wildest dream. That's now much they love Vic.
Also Nick will be on Twitch - where he's a PARTNER, did he mention?
Nick: No. Just an appeals bond for costs? (Aside: TX lawyers have confirmed that this is likely true.)
Nick: NOTHING. He can make him pay NOTHING until the appeal is complete. And the appeal is DE NOVO. Including costs, fees, and sanctions.
Nick: Oh, I don't know. There's no reason to believe he's SCARED of ending up JUST LIKE VIC or anything, I don't know why he 's *random sexual act with Chris Sabot*. Could be lots of reasons.
If Nick weren't so gifted at pretty much everything, it would be suspicious how casually he accomplished that.
Nick: A) It's hard to sue lawyers and B) for what, everything he's done has been brilliant and not at all malpractice or anything, obviously, I'm only responding to this obvious troll to make the record clear.
Nick: No, it's too burdensome, everything I know is an open book, besides it would be privileged. (Aside: that last is an interesting assertion.)
Nick: Email me. or DM my intern. She may forward it. She may not. It's not like she's a slave or anything. She does what she does.
Nick: You got that right.
Me: You got that right.
Nick: *incomprehensible answer which is correct at first and then wanders*
BECAUSE YOU NEXT.
NO ONE WILL HELP YOU
LIKE NO ONE HELPED VIC
Nick: (paraphrased) I've done nothing wrong. On Twitch. That anybody has seen. Did I mention I'm a Twitch partner? I'm a Twitch partner
Oh, wait, hang on, hackers or something. It's coming soon.
By the way Nick hopes to buy a new computer and do a live build this month, don't miss it!
Sorry, I won't be there. I can only take so much of the glory that is Nick at one time.
Parting thought: They're wrong, we're right, and as always, England Prevails!
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